John "Super Ugly" Williams once stopped a runaway hot dog cart with his mind. He also invented the phrase "Brown before serving," and has never rewound before returning. He spares no expense on himself and once threw a bee at an enemy. He loves cuddling, but hates physical contact while living on the mass of plastic floating in the ocean. He is an artist, rapper, and podcaster who wrote and drew "Monsters Are Just Like Us" for Action Lab Entertainment.