Alexander Smig used to live a simple life as a construction worker. It wasn't glamorous, but he barely touched any hated paperwork. This all changed when a bureaucracy-loving alien government, known as the Federation of Everything, descended from space and took over the earth. With the sudden upset of human civilization and loss of his job, he braves the red tape of untold multiverses, simply hoping to get back into construction. But Lady Fate is fickle, and Smig's New Gig has plunged him deep into the strangest depths of the federation. Now he must navigate the perils of sexy interviews, professional kidnappers, waffle grottos, and the most dangerous politician in the entire multiverse: The Draconic Chancellor of the F.O.E.