Like a John Scalzi novel on estrogen." - BlueInk Review It's just another day chasing squirrels in the park for Twinkie the dog, until she runs through a portal in a tree and is unwittingly reborn as an intergalactic princess! Now inhabiting the form of Princess Trixie, a 16-year-old princess who lives on a space carriage, Kalaxia Limo One, she must navigate the complexities of royal life while grappling with her dog-turned-human identity. To make matters worse, it turns out she is betrothed to a prince from another world, catching her right in the midst of a power struggle between mighty empires. Even her ladies-in-waiting struggle to keep the suddenly erratic Princess Trixie from self-inflicted, yet unintended, chaos. In this quirky young adult novel, humor abounds as the once-canine Trixie attends official dinners, dodges scheming nobles, and fends off suitors, all while trying to find a way back to her former life on Earth. With powerful motives and sinister plots at war in this new world, Trixie must discover whom she can trust - and whether returning home is even possible anymore.